cheetah, cheater
Exo-week, HP viewed. beastly. Lawther, gonna be a star-ring in The Browning’s Version “South Downs” at Chichester Minerva Theatre. Yeah thats right 5k in my pocket. Your a Nero with a fRAP Talia snit. Friday pickup Bate’s bait and it’s Churcherians everywhere you look, eurgh. Cas oh yes it’s Ladies night, and your margs are fweee! Back to MLaites, 3lines of coke and you can’t feel your nose****Boho as you like, bike riding with Franky, through the whistle trees and rocks. Coffee in a Cloisters cup with Frank and AJ. Missing OnionFest Saturday:Work feels high, life. 34thWed.Anni for Mary, keep your drinks, I’ll drive and we’ll order a take-away from Siam under The Folly Gals, eat up(stairs) and sip your Cava, Sorry, We’re Closed Trip ta Liss and back with Gilly, town to a drunk Andj and red panda suit so I’ll leave and go to Adams, that was naughty nawty, (S)nortie. We won’t sleep in the hay till 6am I’ll leave your little estate early, save the embarrassment and wake up to a sleeping boy curled in a bag outside, bless. Home and the cleanliness sweeps, windtunnel hindheadtunnel. Sunday is a day of rest, literally. Sleeping all day, wake for a bakeBarbieQueue and back to sleep, sorry Em but cya! still sleeping
Monday and it’s only the first, lunch with the girls. MattyDaysh and Oostie at ‘Chiinys’! Cav and Narj piercing dykes, Tuesday beachbreak, sult in my eyehair, kayak, food, drink, drink, volleyball, drink. Swift one las night, cheeks. Today and I’m clinching the job deals, lunch in Alsford withHan. Tonight with Andj.
6 week intensive training, B’mouth? Fast-track to a level 3 REP. Personal Trainer on the side, if I have to
Giving up the smoke,
…after vanilla
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MERHABA Turkey,
Undescribable holiday, life lessons, shouts and mistakes, evraboda naah regrets. Opening with the playlist and Mr Saxobeat takes us at Gate 43, naughty musician. Plush apartment, top two floors, private pool. Nips are out for the sun &INNA song2, beauddie. First night meet Koray at Doy Doy’s, ‘we do you good deal on cock(tail)s’ I’ll have the pornstar…who’s the pornstar? Mojito Club<HappyHour meet Mustafa aka Must have Her. Deniz takes a shining. Walk back to aparment at 430, 4 locked in…4locked out„shhh, “if you tell me to shut up one more time I’m gonna punch one of you in the face” ~ KC. Beans, Al,KC trekk back to closing Mojito 5, musthaveher and deniz sofa sleeping, long to short, we slept in Mojito, “deniz, get your fingers out my mouth”, trekked back to apartment at 7am. … Leaving the rest of the weeks antics to the imagination, back at 6am every morning, Free drinks&shisha for the fame +3freeFishbowls, dipping in the sea, romancelust&pash, 3sluts in 4Nottinghams pool, sleeping outside on sun lounger, foam at Chocolate, moped rides and mistakes with Koray “teehee oops”!, late night watermelon steal, collect at theYork’s Hotel, “shitloads of…”, nuts, naked sleeps, Phil’s cheese diet. Day antics, topless sunbathing, beach club: p’toon peddleO, beanbags&sunloungers, boat trip: mud bath, jump offs, stop offs, buffet, seaswimming, aparment facts&’stories’ information overload, ‘one-meal-a-day’ TurkishTea, AppleTea! Never wanted to leave, stopped me from throwing my passport, tears for the weak on the journey home, burst eardrum at landing. Still crying
“Actions speak louder then words poppet” situ sorted, pictos explain were mistakes were made…
Thursday home and jus couldn’t stay away from Clem, dinner with. and nance. Friday and doing the rounds to the bests, boss, and Kev, worked at Edward Barnsley Workshop, Jordan’s with Lilb and Will, tawwn, picked up Mz Megan Sarah from the ditches, joined them in there for a while, free Kebab for speaking Turkish naa biggie, planked like twats, trollie, the public love to take photos of me and my sister. Sat work, taawn after w/ G-dog, got whistled at by a ‘cagefighter’ - Don’t ever fucking whistle at me again, I’m not a fucking dog … “Donnaah ya fuckin legend” happie daizz!!! Monday swim at Uren’s, London town then to the Tower Headquarters for exhibition, meet Anjdrew♥ and today, vanilla toe back oh, yum. Road trip to Oxford, beats being thrown out of the palace with Em and Jim. Anj and vue for Sunday sex!HA
For now…
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